If you can't stand the heat get out of the kitchen, so I got out of the kitchen

::Singing::: Oh what a night...
RECAP

MILF, her friend, Mother Theresa, Pang and I go out to El Gran Rancho Jubilee to see La Banda Real. Inside we meet King Daddy and his friends.

Earlier that night I get a text from (introduce) Eagle Eye. I call him Eagle Eye because, well... He has the eye of an eagle when he is looking for me. Eagle Eye is an interest but we never hang out because he always wants to chill in his house. I decline because I need him to put forth just a little more effort if he really wants to make something out of this. We only see each other when I go to Jubilee and those times he makes sure people know I am his woman. He is next to me at all times, kisses me while we dance, and gets pissed when I dance with someone else.

He told me once that he is going to have to show me how to be with a man. Psh.

Eagle Eye knows that because there is a tipico band that I will probably be there. He asked me if I was going earlier in the day and I told him I wasn't sure.

My blog isn't all gossip, it can also be educational. Let's do some math.
King Daddy + Eagle Eye in the same place = an interesting and eventful night for me.

King Daddy was hanging around where I was when all of a sudden I see Eagle Eye. He is infront of my facing the stage so he doesn't see me. King Daddy was showing affection but nothing too obvious. I figured as long as I can keep Eagle Eye from seeing me, IM GOOD.
Eagle Eye's brother see's me and I see Eagle Eye is with a woman. Awesome! I can use this to my advantage as to the reason why I won't let him be affectionate with me.
I go over and say hello. He looks surprised to see me. I walk over to my friends and surely Eagle Eye follows. He asks me why am I ignoring him and I politely tell him I don't want to step on anyones toes. He tells me it isn't even like that and starts to dance with me. Fuck it, I dance back. He tap kissed me and I was just hoping no one saw that.

I see a guy I went to college with, we had sociology together and he asks me to dance. We dance about 3 songs together when I see Eagle Eye living up to his assigned blog name. He is eyeing me and giving me the come here sign. I smile and keep dancing, I was going to wait until the song was over.Before the song ended Eagle Eye walked to where I was to stare me down some more and when he walked past me he pinched my back. The song was over and Eagle Eye was talking to Pang and then started dancing with someone else so I kept dancing with the guy. This entire time King Daddy was with his friends.

I stop dancing and walk over to my sister where King Daddy and his friends are standing.......Over walks Eagle Eye and its obvious to everyone around us we are having a heated discussion that went something like this:
EE: what kind of respect do you have for me?
IMWIR: what do you mean?
EE: dancing with that guy you don't even know.
I am thinking this is not the reason why you should think I am being disrespectful.
IMWIR: I do know him.
EE: ok, did you need to dance 6 songs with him? That was excessive.
IMWIR: are we really having this conversation? I stopped when the song was over and you were dancing with someone else so I went on about my business.
EE: what was I suppose to do while you danced with some nigga.
IMWIR: I am not mad at you for dancing with someone else.

EE is being a little aggressive in his behavior and I thing King Daddy noticed and was beginning to get upset. His friends noticed and decided it was time to leave.

I cut Eagle Eye off and told him my friends were leaving and had to get my stuff from their car and walked away.I lied- I just needed to get away. Outside I'm talking to the guys telling them the following story.

Eagle Eye is a guy of a jealous nature. He didn't like the guy I was dancing with and told me I wasn't being a loyal friend.
Fuck it, they bought it.

King Daddy wasn't impressed with what was going on and told me he didn't step in because he would have felt real stupid if that was a guy I was talking to. Whew.

He asked me if I wanted him to take me home because he knew I didn't want to be there any longer.

I go downstairs to get Milfs car keys to get my stuff out of her car and put it in King Daddys car. I see Eagle Eye and decide I should probably say bye. His brother sees me and turned Eagle Eye my way (he is standing there with another woman), I wave and without a smile he simply bops his head and turns around.
OK...

I leave and that's where the texting begins. In this texting he says I have no interest. I tell him I did have interest but I'm not going to hang out if everytime he asks its to go to his house. He asked me what did I think was going to happen, he just wanted to hang out with me and be in another world. He thought we were both adults but he guesses not.

This is where I draw the line. There was no need for him to insinuate I wasn't being an adult. If I don't show a level of respect to MYSELF then neither will he and I'm not going to put myself in a situation that might lead to another. I don't mind hanging out in his house after we've hung out a few times elsewhere.

Then he throws it in my face that danceschool is more important to me and that I make him feel inferior to it. I told him when he is ready to hang out somewhere besides his apartment THEN I'll miss dance class for him. He said he wouldn't tell me "I can't hang out, I have to go to the batting cages" or some dumb shit like that. I tell him dancing isn't some dumb shit for me.

I decide I need to put an end to what was happening at the very moment. I apologize for the way things turned out and ever making him feel inferior to anything, those were never my intentions (he said I made him feel inferior to dancing). If he ever wanted to hang out OUTSIDE of his house he knew where to reach me.

He hit me up the next day asking me to give him a day to make up all the dates he has been slacking on. I am in no rush- if he and I have some free time on the same day then whatever. If not then... whatever.

Update on King Daddy: We hung out the next day. I went to his parents house in Long Island (his parents weren't home). He bought me dinner, we ate in, I watched him sweep and mop, then we laid down to watch a movie and I don't think I need to tell you what happened next...

I'll leave you with this... he was a little too rough for me. I am sensative- I need gentle touches and nibbles. And- he had a BUSH ::hanging head in shame::

Sorry man, I can't handle bushes. I AM A DEMOCRAT.

We Don't Have Mutual Friends

Oh Facebook

You know, I never have been of fan of MySpace...
It brought trouble to my relationship with El Difunto's jealous ass ("why am I 4 on your top friends?" SERIOUSLY?!!)...
And having random people hit me up trying to get to know me was not my cup of tea. I am not at that point where I need to resort to meeting people on the Internet... on purpose.

::::let me rewind a little::::

I am sitting at home with CRamps and the side effects of the flu shot. I wasn't feeling or looking too hot.

I get a message on Facebook from INTRODUCE King Daddy (one time in Florida he got so drunk he walked around telling girls he was a stripper named King Daddy). King Daddy and I are friends on Face Book but I don't really remember him, and I HAVE TO know him because I do not accept people on FB that I do not know.
His message reads "Hey, how are you doing?"
I respond "Im great at home with cramps and a cold, how are you?"
This turned into a long FB email session when finally we just exchanged numbers and decided to text instead... which then turned into a phone call.

I checked his pictures and nothing... no recollection of where I know him.
We don't have mutual friends.
But we are talking like we've been friends for years on the phone.
I wanted to go out and he wanted to go out so he gathered up his boys and went to a place on the upper west side where they played Spanish music.
I told him I was going and would find someone to go with...

I couldn't find anyone to go with and he had hit me up twice already asking me if I was still going, he was waiting to dance some bachata with me.

I was home bored so I said FUCK IT and told him I was going alone.

I showed up and he seemed wowed at what he saw (I mean I put in a little effort to look extra good). So obviously he hadn't seen me before (we had already confirmed this, neither of us could remember where we know each other from, we went to the same school for a while but never had class together).

I had a BLAST. Him and his friends are funnnnnnnny, and like to dance <- Two automatic thumbs up.
He treated me like a real man treats a lady.
Everything down to my coat check was paid for (with the exception that I bought him a beer but it was the least I could do).
If he went to dance with someone else (he asked if it bothered me at first, I laughed at this) he would come right back to me, we had great conversation.
He caught me sitting down, came over and asked me why was I sitting alone- I told him my feet were tired and he said "we'll take care of that" put my legs on his lap, took my shoes off and started rubbing. This one was worth seeing again.
The rest of the night went off without a hitch.
He dropped me off at home and the next day we spoke on the phone for about 3 hours.
I might have forgotten to mention he is 2 years younger then I am.

This happened last weekend. He is leaving on vacation this Sunday with his parents and requested to see me before he left. The only days he can hang out are Wednesday and Thursday (he goes to school and works). I had invited him out with my and my cousin MILF to a club to see a band on Thursday night and he declined. He said he didn't want to just keep going to clubs with me, he wanted to get to talk to me and we decided Wednesday night after dance class would be it.

WEDNESDAY

Scarf came before class to say hello real quick. Funny guy, and sweet. He is older then I am, I just don't know how old yet.
After class King Daddy arrives looking very nice. I mean he looked nice the day I met him at the club but I was just hanging out after dance class, my hair was in a sloppy bun, and I was in chucks... he was in a nice sweater and loafers. ::Hanging my head::
We went to dinner- and there was not one moment of awkwardness. After dinner we went to walk around the city, we laughed A LOT and kissed a little.
He drove me home- and then talked in the car for about half an hour (he lives about an hour away from me).

And finally, I convinced him to come out with MILF and I muahahahahaaa (I'm full of shit, it didn't take more then a "well, you know where I'll be tomorrow"). Now he just has to convince his friends.