All You Can Eat is Not for the Weak

I've slept with my fair share of men (or boys in some cases). I have the ability to do what many girls can't... Be like a guy. Let sex just be sex.

I can count on one hand the amount of guys I have performed oral sex on... And I'm not even using the whole hand. I find oral sex to be a little more personal... And if I'm going to put your penis in my mouth you better be meaning something to me. Fallatio isn't my field of expertise. 

Fitness is well equipt. Very well endowed. I've tried and it has been impossible for me to make him cum orally. Usually my mouth gets tired and I have to stop. Lock jaw is not fun. His ding dong does not fit in my mouth comfortably the way the Ex Fiance's did (who, for the record, I could make cum in 28 seconds performing orally... Yes we counted. He made me feel like a champion dick sucker).

I don't get it though, Fitness twitches and everything... Tells me how good I am with my mouth... ???? He then tells me if I stroke it all the way to the top while performing that it will make him go.

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It didn't work.

Blow to the ego, I am gracefully bowing out.

All you can eat contests is not for everyone.