Blind Date

I will make this snappy- as I have to get ready to head to the movies with the Ex Fiance. Yes, you read right.

I had gotten a message from one of my cousins from my dads side of the family once on Facebook expressing her sadness of my absence at her husband's photo exhibit. Apparently they had this guy they wanted me to meet... and were hoping to surprise me with this at the event.

She gave me his info and told me to look him up on FB. If I was interested, to write him a message.

I did just that.

It's been MONTHS since this happened. We've kept in touch via text message since then but he has been working towards a promotion, and has been traveling alot for work. As of the last two weeks we've spoken on the phone a few times.

Yesterday we had plans to meet up for tapas, drinks, and dancing at Son Cubano. I get there at 9 and he is running a little late because of parking. I wait for him inside and every guy that walks in that is white I think its him (his pictures on FB aren't the best, very far and in the dark). Finally I see this guy walk in who is looking around for someone, it has to be him...

My cousin failed to mention this man was a giant. I am 5'2... he is 6'2. A good looking giant (only flaw was he has a big nose, but it didn't bother me).

There are no tables available for another 45 minutes so we sit at the bar and the Merlot starts flowing. We have good conversation, we ate out tapas- and after two hours of talking we start dancing. Thank goodness I was "happy", it's the only way I could have kept up with the off beat dancing. He had good beat, for an Italian...

While dancing I touched his stomach- BY MISTAKE, that place was so crowded I touched a few people in places I shouldn't have by mistake, females included. Well- that man had some WASH BOARD ABS, which I was not expecting, you see him and he is tall and what appeared to be SKINNY.

I got super horny.

The rest of the night I was trying to compose myself- I wanted to take him and do him where ever, I just wanted some. Damn wine.

We leave at 2 because we just can't hack the fact that we can't move in there, and he had work the next day...

He drives me back uptown, and in conversation tells me he wants to be an underwear model... Well, he has the abs for it. He showed me a picture of him shirtless and WHAT THE FUCK. I was horny, tipsy, and looking at hot pictures. I felt like a guy.

We arrive and the kiss happened (which I was not expecting, he was very respectable the entire night, I actually didn't think I would see him again- at least not like that). I've kissed many boys in my day... that by far had to be the best kiss, and he didn't even have plump lips or anything. This man was just catching me off guard right, left, and center.

I thought maybe he had one of those moments when he first arrived but he asked if we could hang out again next weekend soooo....

Flip the Bill

Last week I was out celebrating my friends birthday. 10 Bad girls looking hot.

A friend of mine had my keys that I had left in his car the night before. He hands me my keys and introduces me to his friend- introduce Mexico (he is Mexican but doesn't look it).

I guess my friend had noticed his friend had some interest and had asked me to keep an eye on him while he went to go get more drinks. I found it kind of odd that a 25 year old man who wasn't tipping over drunk needed to be watched, I played along.

Mexico and I ended up talking for the majority of the night, and dancing, and tap kissed a few times towards the end. I know, I didn't even know the dude. Not very lady like of me and I can't even blame it on the alcohol... I was VERY SOBER.

We exchange numbers- and text a good amount the entire week. He tells me about this vegan restaurant (I am a vegeterian)... I'M DOWN. We make plans to go later in the week.

This happened yesterday.

The conversation was good...

The food was alright...

The bill came...

We both reached for it...

The fucker let me pay.

NOW please don't get me wrong... I don't mind paying every once in a while. BUT

1. It was our first time out. Do a little something to impress a girl.


2. HE invited me out...

I usually don't drink but we had time to kill until I had to leave and after what had just happened, I didn't have my girls to laugh about this with at the moment. I would go laugh in my head over a drink.

We went to a small restaurant in the Lower East Side called Oliva. We sat at the bar and each had 3 sangrias.

Time to pay the bill...

He says he has to go to the ATM...

The bartender tells me it is 29 dollars...

I'm thinking "ATM for 29 bucks and you didn't even pay for dinner?" Maybe he just needs tip money, I can give him tip money... I pull out my wallet and hand him a 20.

I ended up paying for half the drinks.

My older sister Pang says CUT HIM OFF.

I say he is taking me out on another date, and he will pay... and then I will cut him off.