Thursday, June 18, 2009

. sex

There are many kinds I can blog about:
  • Birthday sex
  • First date sex
  • Break up sex (I had it with el Difunto)
  • Make up sex
  • Casual sex
  • Oral sex
  • Anal sex
  • Lack of sex
This list can go on and on.

Today ladies and gentlemen I will talk about the kind of sex that can be gross to some and not a big deal to others: (DISCLAIMER, this might be too much to handle for some)

P
ERIOD SEX

Oh yes. I went there. Per request of os (older sister Pang).

I had never had Period Sex until I met Fitness. The guy is just too hot without clothes and honestly, the man knows how to touch me. I LOVE IT. I'm side tracking aren't I?
Ok, so obviously the day was going to come where he was going to hang and I am on my period. It had happened twice and here I am with a bloody and now wet tampon, it was frustrating.

Ofcoarse I brought this up with my girls. The first one I spoke to was Mother Theresa. Mother Theresa tells me she does it all the time... so I did it.

A little detail on how it happened: we started to get hot n' heavy. I said "give me a minute, let me check myself". I went to the bathroom, my tampon slid riggggght out since I was wet. My method was, if I wasn't bleeding heavy it's a go! It was a go. He knew already, plus I was extremely nervous I would get some on his sheets. Everything went off without a hitch, until he got out, there was a slight red ring around his penis. I dug my face in my hands and laughed, he laughed with me... kissed me and told me it was okay.

When I went to clean myself that's when the blood decided to flow a little. GOOD TIMING! Whew.

The next day, I had an itch.

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I HAVE NEVER HAD A VAGINAL PROBLEM... I felt like I should be rubbing my vagina against a tree. IT WAS BAD. SO I approach Sassy Daisy about this. She tells me I probably have a vaginal infection, it's normal- most women get it at least once, and I should go to a doctor if it's my first time. We get into what might have caused it and I tell her I had sex on my period. She says that might have been the cause.

I laugh because I should have known better then to listen to Mother Theresa, she (along with my neighbor) are what I like to call closet nymphos (they both have boyfriends to be nymphos with).

Everything is okay now but I will remain sex free during period season.
Ladies and one man who reads this, any experiences with this?

5 comments:

Grace said...

Like I always say... Running red lights is not my style but sometimes I just go with the flow (pun intended) LOL

Anonymous said...

LOL @ the tree part....


I just can't bear the mess. During my time of the month---> My shyt goes at it.... I am like heavy at ALLLL times.... for dayssss. I don't know mannnnnn. I never even considered it. Its' my "down time" lol

-Pang

p.s. thanks for the shout out! lol

Anonymous said...

LMAO im wit Pang...cracking up at the tree part!!! Im glad u good now...

Interesting blog, very blunt and funny. Write about your anal experience next lmao :-x OUCH

Anonymous said...

lmao @ tree part...

I did once and also got an infection thats why i know..so no more PD for me..thats my downttime as well..lol :-)

-Sassy Daisy

StarzGazR said...

LMAOOO i did this once YEARS ago.. but i NEVER bring up the possiblity of doing it when mother nature is here because personally.. i think it can get messy!

The one time i did it he didn't mind and he knew upfront.. my current boo-- he's deffffff not getting down like that!! LOL

LOL @ the tree part-- yeah girl.. it's normal.. as long as you have it taken care of!!