Sex at Park Pl

I swear- my sex life has never been this FUNNY.

I laugh about these things now but at the moment they weren't so funny. Here is my latest:

Fitness has two roommates.

One roommate's room is RIGHT NEXT to Fitness room. The only thing separating their rooms is a thin wall. When I am over I can hear the next door roommate's conversations... Which mean HE CAN HEAR OURS.

One night we were getting hot n' heavy.

I realize that it is 3 something in the morning and I KNOW the roommate is home. I tell Fitness we shouldn't... I don't want to disturb the roommate. Fitness isn't really caring- his penis is ready to go! He says it doesn't matter, he is sleeping anyway.

Things are getting hotter...

And hotter...

I'm trying to be quiet...

I'm somewhat successful...

Until...

I climaxed.

:x

I know someone had to have heard me... And I'm pretty sure it wasn't the first time they have. I tell Fitness to please apologize to his roomies because I had a gut feeling they heard. This was like 3 weeks ago.

This past weekend he tells me they heard me and were joking about it. How embarrassing. I can't look at these guys in their faces now. I tell Fitness no more sex when people are home. He gets somewhat upset and says he moved out of his parents place to have privacy.

My argument back is... When you moved in with TWO roommates you knew privacy was going to be compromised. I'm not bitching about it, I'm fine without having sex while they are home. The thing is... By the time he gets home they are home too.

Looks like I won't be getting nookie for a while.