Monday, January 18, 2010

A Hello MIGHT Have Killed Him

OH. MY. GOD.

Yes, I had to start the post off by saying that.
THIS MAN CEASES TO AMAZE ME.
Who else do you think I am speaking of?
Take a wild guess...

...


...


...

...

....................................

I get to the salsa party at the Empire State building (this should be your first clue as to who I am referring to), everyone and their mother is at this party. It is packed! Hard to walk, even more difficult to dance in. I make my way through the crowd greeting everyone I know along the way when I stumble upon a large group of people I know.

I stop completely to say my hello's. I am introduced to some people I have never formally met and there stands Scarf.

I know how to be civil, especially in such an adult environment. I said hello to everyone there. Everyone there knows Scarf and I are friends, they have seen us speak and dance before. The correct thing to do is to acknowledge the fact that he is standing RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY FACE.

In My World I ROCK: "Hey Scarf"
Scarf : rolls his eyes and gives me the "whats up" head bop without even looking at me.

This saggy skin, bad breath, balding 40 year old man needs to stop his shit. Seriously. I will no longer make the effort to be civil with him. I will treat him the way he wants to be treated, like he does not exist.

I have done NOTHING to him- I seriously do not understand... and I will stop trying to understand.

5 comments:

Urban Homeschoolers Of Columbus said...

LMAO!!!! @ the "This saggy skin, bad breath, balding 40 year old man needs to stop his shit." That fucker is getting on my last damn nerves!!!! He is hot one minute and cold the next. He is just mad that he doesn't have a shot in hell with you

Anonymous said...

WAO! You'll be running into him a lot more at these things. Just keep it at "hello" and keep it moving, but even that seems like a lot of effort on your end right now.............. Maybe there is a reason he is 40 and alone?!? wakala

-Pang

Anonymous said...

LMAO I can see u're mad and fed up already...GOOD! U've been incredibly patient n nice to this loser! Like Pang said, you'll be running into him alot more at those salsa parties/gatherings so be the mature person you are and say hello to everyone and juz give his saggy skinned, bad breathed, balding ass a WHATS UP HEAD BOP!!! Estupido!

Simply "T" said...

AWKWARD!

Isn't it way less weird to just say "hi" and get it done with, than to act like the other person isn't even there? I'm all freaked out because in Sept. I am going to the wedding of a friend who was the introducer of me and my ex, so I know he will be there. But I know at the very least I'm not going to pull the whole "La La La I can't see you! I can't hear you! You don't exist!" I will be polite, civil, but without spending excessive time or effort talking to him. Whatever, this scarf person sounds like a complete douche-tard. You should throw rocks at him.

Veronica Vaughn said...

Geez. I hate his face for you!!

You are better off without him in your life anyways. He's doing you a favor by being an ass. Its easier to forget him.